Messages to Two.

I would love to, yes. But I don't trust you as far as I could throw you when you used to weigh 280 lbs; which isn't far at all. We haven't, no, in about a month and I'm going a bit crazy. It would certainly be nice... you know.
I just wish you didn't suck so much.

Also: I've found a replacement for you. With someone that thinks they are, but isn't half of what you were. I think I've outgrown the need; I should have by now--I'm 22. I'm trying.